Women won't want you, men won't want to be you.... in Milner, British Columbia for sale

Make
Mazda
Model
Tribute
Year
2006
Colour
Red
kms
325000
Trans
Automatic
This super high mileage (325k), yet dependable daily driver grocery getter will get you where you need to be in in no style whatsoever. She's a real head turner...in the opposite direction because nobody will notice you, like at all. She's the perfect ride if you're the function over form type that only wants to blend into the background and not display a shred of personality!
Want to be invisible? Here's your chance!
Want to send the signal that you want to be single for awhile to "discover yourself"? This Tribute screams celibacy!!
Don't want to be a grandparent in your 40's?? Buy it for your kids!
Maybe it's just what works at the moment and you have no other choice? That's how I got it! The life lesson in humility alone is worth the asking price!
Call now for your chance to have this below average looking, overtly mundane piece of....machinery....littering your driveway! No need to call fast, I'm sure it'll be here for a while....
Technical info...as if it matters...
- 3.0L V6
- Full time 4wd
- Keyless entry pw/pl, a/c (blows cold), auto
- Front tires good for 6 more months or so, rears are done but have 2 with 60% or so that come with it
- Brakes are decent, good meat left but slight pulsation, could use rotors if it bothers you
- Slight vibration at about 40 km/hr - been doing it for 4 years without getting worse - had it checked twice with nothing found, told its inherent to these vehicles at higher mileage
Looking for 2kish or trade for something fun ( aluminum or inflatable boat with motor, trailer, or atv) Can add cash if it's something I can't live without.
Got a new vehicle coming so she's gotta go!
Low ballers however, much like the new owner of this beast, shall be ignored!